blah blah blah... :P I'm trying to get my boaters licence, but I have to do this stupid STUPID study thing. I have to watch these 2 minute videos with happy blue haired people and then take these little tests. But that's not the worst. The lady who talkes through these thing has some serious problems. He voice id so creepy it makes me want to run away screaming and waving my hands in the air. "Early and substantial action." AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH She won;t stop saying that. I've told here to stop so many times. "Early and substantial action." "Early and substantial action." I'm going to have to take early and substantial action and kill something. she just said it again. ... ... ... ... ... and again!!!
She just finished talking about honking your horns to say something. "One honk means, 'I want to pass you an your port side.' and two honks means, ' I want to pass you on your starboard side.' " It just keeps going. "and 31 honks mean, 'I want a cheese burger.' and 32 honks mean, 'I'm going to ram you head on.' " If I ever see someone with blue hair again I'm going yo have to shoot him.
Most of this stuff has to do with common sense. "Where do you tie the anchor: the motor, your wrist" (now there's a bright idea. maybe I'll just tie the thing around my throat.)... I can't remember the right answer, but that's ok. It's the answer that makes sense. :D I'm not even paying much attention to the study videos because so many of the questions are so obvious. Like, "If your approaching a boat head on what do you do?" Well let's see... It's not the option that says, "maintain coarse and speed." The correct answer would be pass the boat on your left (port) side. You do have to pay some atention to the study videos, but they go over every thing twice so I'm not stressing.
The people in these videos are so happy it's slightly creepy. Their always grinning their ugly little faces off. ... Hey! here's a news flash for you. You may stand sit or kneel on your jet ski!!! wow Who would have guessed? Also, according to this, Small personal boat like jet skis demand the same respect boats do. I did even know any boats need respect. Now she's talking about dumping your... well... let's not go there.
YES!!! 100% ... I'm so good.
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